automobiles
I don’t know cars
I don’t ooze orgasmic juices over cylanders and drive shafts
the power of horses matters little to me.
but this damn car
this god damn automobile that is always vacating it’s functionality and granting it’s owner with the neverceasing, (never working) always breaking laundry list of problems.
problems.
I’m not a mechanic, I can barely change a fuse.
fuckmycar.