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Two Tone

by Dino Corvino on May 22nd, 2009

(Lisa, don’t bother with this one.  It is ALL about that.)
Tom Jordan

This week has been an amazing week.  I have exercised everyday.  Which has been so rewarding.  Last night though I decided I needed to change my sleeping, that all of my issues come from being awake at 3 am, and asleep at 1 pm.  So, I have started taking 6 mg of melatonin each night at 9 pm.

So, that is all preamble.  As some of you know I am a bit obsessed with my colon.  I have had this obsession since college, and it shows NO signs of stopping.  So, last night I went to sleep and slept a full 8 hours.  I had no snacks in the middle of the night or anything.  I slept.  I only got out of bed once, and that was to go pee.

So today I had a movement, and being a guy, I stood up and turned around and took a look at it.  You know, quality control.  You take colon obsession, add a healthy dose of immaturity, and you get a guy who checks the bowl from time to time.

I found that the projectile to be unique.  It was almost divided into hemispheres.  The front have was darker, and shall we say firmer, than the back which was smoother and lighter in nature.

So, I sort of wonder what that means?  Is something wrong down there?  How can one tell?

(See, Told you Lisa)

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3 Responses

  1. Charles U Farley

    3:25 pm on May 22nd

    If you’re really fascinated with that part of the digestive process you need to have a baby. Been there, seen that, need it or not. My theory is one part is from the last meal of the day and the other part is from the first meal of the next day.

    I’m really surprised some endocrinologist (is that the right speciality?) hasn’t come out with a picture book with explanations. I bet there’s a lot of people who wonder the same things.


  2. Lisa Shilts

    3:00 am on May 26th

    I can talk poop, Dino. My best friend Pam is a nurse, and she says if you’re eating lots of fiber your poop will float. Can you look into that, I mean your poop, and let me know if it’s true?

    Jeez, can’t believe I’m writing this . . . especially at 4:01 am!


  3. Dino Corvino

    12:51 am on May 30th

    Lisa, sunday I shall eat a lot of fiber.


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