The Roy’s:The Aftermath
After finishing the final episode of The Roy’s, a mob of enormous size has been chanting for a continuation of the story. Here at blog headquarters we were hardly prepared for the onslaught that has ensued. The author, wishing to keep a more traditional style blog, had been prepared a return to a previous format that revolved around more current events. Do to public outcry, a meeting was called with staff and advisors. I have pasted the minutes below for anyone interested. All issues voted on and approved today are hereby considered official and pretty much the way it is.
MINUTES OF THE ROY’S PERSONAL COUNCIL
WEDNESDAY, MAY 6th, 2008
007-1040
VOTING AGENDA MEETING
EAU CLAIRE, WI
PRESIDENT “The Search For Redemption” PRESIDING
PRESENT: [8] Gary, Kristen, Mosaic, Samantha, LeChat, Meredith Vieira, and some really stupid fat dude.
(9:00 a.m.)
Ron Jeremy(*9:36 a.m.)
ABSENT: [0]
The meeting was called to order at 9:00 a.m.
The blog secretary announced that a quorum of the council was present.
The invocation was given by Fred Phelps, Pastor of Westboro Baptist Church.
Board member Gary led the pledge of allegiance.
CITIZEN SPEAKERS
In accordance with the Council Rules, the council provided “open microphone” opportunities for the following individuals to comment on matters that were scheduled on the voting agenda or to present concerns and other general bitchings.
OPEN MICROPHONE –BEGINNING OF MEETING:
SPEAKER: Bozz_2006, Minnesota
REPRESENTING: Himself
SUBJECT: Bring back the Roy’s or get beat.
SPEAKER: The Author
SUBJECT: Apologies for obscene language, drugs, and his personal belief that punching policemen is not cool.
SPEAKER: My neighbor.
SUBJECT: What are you doing with your boat?
END OF OPEN MICROPHONE
CONSENTS
Councilmember Kristen requested that consent be given to continuation of “The Roy’s” (although there are no Roy’s) and referred agenda items 20, 25 in addition.
The author requested that consent be given for daily blog updates non-Roy related. The author stated that consent agenda items 20, 25 were not an option.
To Councilmember Kristens’ request Councilmember Gary requested that consent agenda item ”The Roy’s” be considered individually.
The author stated that consent agenda item ”The Roy’s” would be considered as an individual item later in the meeting, there being no objection voiced to Councilmember Garys’ request.
The author moved to approve all items on the consent agenda with the exception of consent agenda items “The Roy’s” which would be considered later in the meeting.
Motion seconded by Mosiac and unanimously adopted.
Council Member Jeremy moved to bring the continuation of “The Roy’s” in addition to daily blog posts to a vote.
Seconded by council member LeChat.
The author moved to approve the continuation of “The Roy’s”.
Motion unanimously adopted.
After all business properly brought before the council had been considered by the author, council adjourned at 9:37 a.m. at the request of council member Jeremy.
* Indicates arrival time after invocation and pledge of allegiance.
pack93z said:
I’ll gladly trade two hamburgers for your boat today.
Glad to see it continuing on.. that is if you are willing to share.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:58 pm #
bozz_2006 said:
punching cops is the coolest.
I, the judge, jury, and executor of my own opinion, hereby validate and decree that the continuation of the story absent the Roy’s be permissible. There will be no beating today.
Move it along, people. Nothing to see here.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:37 pm #
Alex said:
Once again administration feels that it must re-iterate it in no way condones the punching of police officers,officers in general,or generals. We as an organization feel that the punching of police is not only a really bad idea, but detrimental to your health as well.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:57 pm #